Go Lick The World Might Be the First Ever Current Affairs Clicker

It's a tough job keeping politicians from saying foolish things. Take, for example, President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment to Irish dignitaries—a moment that surely caused White House staff worldwide to collectively facepalm. This inspired Go Lick The World, a satirical casual game from Pixel Play LLC, that cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the addictive nature of clicker games.

The premise is simple: lick the world as fast as you can (virtually, of course!). Tap the rotating 3D Earth—oceans and landmasses alike—to rack up points and dominate the leaderboards.

Boost your score by tapping orbiting objects like LickLink satellites (a playful nod to Starlink), F-35 jets, red electric cars, and even Lick Force One—President Biden's personal aircraft. On Earth, you'll encounter tongue-in-cheek landmarks such as the White House, Antarctica, the Great Pyramids, and a less-than-savory depiction of San Francisco.

The game keeps things fresh with daily rotating items. Mondays feature Impeach-Mints, Tuesdays are for Tacos, Saturdays are for Swifties, and pizza slices cater to Pizzagate conspiracy theorists.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, trucker hats, Uncle Sam's hat, a Texas cowboy hat (with a censored border sign), solar eclipse glasses, and more. These are earned by watching rewarded ads, with a promised "Great Debate Update" adding a certain prominent figure's famous hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to play, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (introducing LickGPT!), and obtain a coveted blue tick profile.

Download Go Lick The World for free on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update has arrived, featuring trucker hats for both sides of the political spectrum and, yes, Trump hair.