Experience the thrill of global peacekeeping in "How Many Seconds of World Peace Can You Protect?" This historically accurate (as far as emu wars go!) game puts you in the role of America's sidekick, tasked with saving the world from rioters, terrorists, and even zombies! Your mission: neutralize evil nations before global happiness or population plummets too low.

The gameplay is simple: rotate the globe to locate troubled countries and unleash your chosen arsenal (from a selection of 13 weapons) to restore order. Fans of Polandball will appreciate the unique humor.

Key Features:

• Historically Accurate (ish): Experience the unique perspective of an emu war, like no other game before.
• Simple, Addictive Gameplay: Rotate, target, and neutralize threats before it's too late.
• Weapon Variety: Choose from 13 different weapons to tackle various global crises.
• Polandball Inspired Humor: Enjoy the quirky and often absurd humor throughout the game.

What's New (Version 1.08.9 - September 3, 2024):

Minor optimizations for Google Play version policy compliance.

(Note: The original text contains potentially offensive content and humor. This rewrite attempts to maintain the spirit of the game description while avoiding potentially hurtful language.)